As bodily functions of the involuntary kind go you can’t beat a sneeze. Or two. Or three. In quick succession
And no I am not allergic to anything.
U
August 27, 2012
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As bodily functions of the involuntary kind go you can’t beat a sneeze. Or two. Or three. In quick succession
And no I am not allergic to anything.
U
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THey say one cannot have a heart attack while sneezing – not so sure about immediately afterward though.
Comment by Chuck McConvey — August 27, 2012 @ 21:56 |
Chuck, you have frightened me now. Should I have a stroke instead? Or Malaria. Or something.
Possibly best to just keep sneezing. To ward off all that may befall me.
U
Comment by bitchontheblog — August 28, 2012 @ 10:15 |
I’ve read that sneezes are akin to orgasms…
Sx
Comment by Scarlet — August 28, 2012 @ 10:00 |
Scarlet, indeed: They are “akin to orgasms”. Satisfying. With little effort if some noise.
U
Comment by bitchontheblog — August 28, 2012 @ 10:11 |
Then I’m not sneezing right. My sneezes aren’t even close to my orgasms!
Comment by Lorna's Voice — August 28, 2012 @ 15:43 |
Depends how easy you come.
U
Comment by bitchontheblog — August 30, 2012 @ 11:49 |
Comment by Lorna's Voice — August 30, 2012 @ 13:29 |
I think that it is time that I annoyed you a little bit. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/27/kim-ramsey-100-orgasms-a-day_n_1833015.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003&utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
Comment by rummuser — August 28, 2012 @ 15:28 |
Ramana, your link is funny. I suppose one can have too much of a good thing. Not least because it’s slightly distracting. However, there are orgasms and orgasms. Molehills, Mont Blanc or Vulcanoes
I can’t go into much personal detail since ever since this post emerged WordPress has been filtering Spam like crazy. Let’s just say that, regrettably, there is an awful lot of nonsense about female orgasms spouted about. Not least because that nonsense makes (some) men try too hard. A turn off in in itself. I don’t need someone to press my “buttons” as prescribed by some ‘manuals’. I am not a car. It’s ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
Feel now strong urge to write my own sex manual, titled: “Relax and Enjoy”.
U
Comment by bitchontheblog — August 30, 2012 @ 11:46 |
I actually resent dainty sneezers. I mean, really resent them. Let the damn sneeze go, already!
Comment by Lorna's Voice — August 28, 2012 @ 15:45 |
I feel your pain, Lorna. However, I will supress the unsupressable in public. If only as not to startle people. Or spread germs. People are afraid of germs.
Here you can’t even go into hospital should you have just broken both your wrists and arms, unable to put shoes on, arriving by taxi. Reception didn’t take a blind bit of notice of my plight. Instead giving me a lecture on germs by coming barefoot into Accident & Emergencies. Pardon? Come again? I always welcome opportunities to try out a little sarcasm even when in pain or in the process of dying. The real joke being that once both my arms were in cast up to my fingertips I couldn’t use those ‘sanity dispenser’ that are on every hospital corridors’ walls. Needless to say I survived. To make up for my shortcoming I didn’t sneeze. Not once.
It’s amazing how we, humans, managed to survive for thousands of years. Soon we’ll be all walking around in the shelter of our own little tents: The mansized equivalent of a condom (downsized for women) to make sure we won’t come in contact with each other. Where that leaves A&E or me I do not know.
U
Comment by bitchontheblog — August 30, 2012 @ 11:29 |
I know! I see people walking around with masks and I wonder if they are protecting me from them or them from me? Hmmm.
As for the dainty sneezers… I agree one should try to block a burst of projectile germs in public. It’s just good form. But those people who have master the “whisper sneeze” are just rubbing that in my face. Nothing comes out but a delicate wisp of air and a self-satisfied look of superiority.
Comment by Lorna's Voice — August 30, 2012 @ 13:28 |
It hate the feeling of anticlimax you get when you feel you’re about to sneeze and it doesn’t happen. That’s been compared to the feeling a woman gets when her lover has failed to give her an orgasm.
Comment by Gorilla Bananas — August 29, 2012 @ 10:04 |
Gorilla, I agree. But then I choose bananas carefully and never hold them responsible: I am in charge of my orgasms – no one else.. Not that it takes much to eat a banana. Chew. With abandon.Don’t fling skin over your shoulder. Someone might slip on it.
Yes, you are right, whilst the sneeze that won’t come is most frustrating there is that delicious moment of anticipation. And some bananas best left to go brown if only to make bread.
U
Comment by bitchontheblog — August 30, 2012 @ 11:07 |