Bitch on the Blog

I am who I am

Curiosity needs to be satisfied, or so it appears. 

Know thyself, Socrates said. And so it came to pass that a couple of thousands of years later psychologists make an absolute bomb out of the likes of Woody Allen meandering around in the thicket of life, lost in the woods of their existence and not a clue how to find their way. That is why babies should be taught map reading skills and given a compass at birth.

Where was I? The one advantage I have over the rest of you  (particularly Conrad) is that I know myself better than anyone else – hence the secrecy. Yes, I am the Last Great Brainrobber.

Sweet Gaelikaa provided me with the epitaph to be engraved on my head (I won’t have a gravestone since a tree will be planted on top of my wasted and washed out self). She was too kind: “A flower not been born to waste its sweetness on empty air.”

Let me rephrase: “A hedgehog too prickly to waste her time on HOT air”. I shall keep you up to date as to further insight into the workings that are

U

Other than that wordpress and its foibles are doing my head in

6 Comments »

  1. I love it! Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.

    Comment by Cheerful Monk — January 8, 2010 @ 19:45 | Reply

  2. I love what I see on your blog and just signed on. You have a new fan!

    Lorna

    Comment by Lorna's Voice — November 14, 2011 @ 18:51 | Reply

  3. Hey I thought that I would call in
    and see what you are getting up to :)
    I hope that it isn’t too naughty or I will
    have to send the Zombies round :) lol

    Androgoth

    Comment by Androgoth — January 12, 2012 @ 21:13 | Reply

    • Piece of advice, Androgoth: Spare me smilies. The day I won’t be able to read (between the lines) will be the day I either die or declare myself emotionally brain dead. Don’t send Zombies. Two make a crowd.

      Other than that thanks for drawing my attention that there is an “about” section on this blog. Will have to update, edit, come up with new epitaph.

      Off now to check out “Androgoth”. You better be good.

      U

      Comment by bitchontheblog — January 12, 2012 @ 21:45 | Reply

      • PS and not that much later: Androgoth, as first impressions go, and to take our blossoming friendship further I will stock up on leather, whips and bleeding gums.

        Kisses,
        U

        Comment by bitchontheblog — January 12, 2012 @ 21:58 | Reply

        • Yes but was it good enough for seconds?
          Okay no smiles, besides it doesn’t look so
          wicked if there are too many of those…

          Now where did I leave my handcuffs? Ah
          yes there they are over there on that smiling Vampy…

          Have a great rest of evening, and keep gathering
          all of those dark and ghoulish accessories…

          Androgoth Xx

          Comment by Androgoth — January 12, 2012 @ 23:28 | Reply


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