Bitch on the Blog

March 10, 2010

I am a girl, I am a girl, I am a girl

Filed under: Uncategorized — bitchontheblog @ 05:33

Bike Hike Babe, if I were a tiger cub I’d adopt you as my mother.

I can’t even remember that I suggested Magpie might be wearing high heels. I wear high heels all the time, other than when walking  along the beach; and I am not even a man. Neither do I have bunions.

Comfortingly, and restoring my belief in sanity and the good of mankind, Magpie himself appears to have taken well whatever my suggestion was: Evidence being that he still talks to me. For all we know he might be tottering along some railway station like the gorgeous Daphne (Jack Lemmon – I love the guy), and  Josephine (Tony Curtis) in “Some like it Hot”. It’s one of my favourite films and watched it for the umpteenth time last night; this time,  in wake of  your comment,  in honour of Magpie.

If that was when the whole palaver started then Con and his alter ego LRH (and GM) need to take their sexuality into their own hands and learn that “cross” dressing is as old as civilization itself: Marlene Dietrich wore tuxedos, grown men in India and Africa walk around in Kaftans, Scots wear skirts, and why should only little GIRLS try on their mothers heels? When my bestest friend learnt that he was going to be a father he went into shock and promptly dressed up as a woman (it was Carneval). That’s the artistic twist for you. His daughter proudly showed me photographic evidence 14 years later.

Lafayette R. Hubbard can piss off as far as I am concerned. What a condescending and patronising arsehole he has proven to be: According to him I am now “developing” my blog. I don’t want to develop my blog. I am just writing a few lines every so often. And I don’t need anyone’s disapproval to do so.

So very gratifyingly – and it did make my miserable day – leafing through my papers I found the following reference, and I quote:  “.. It can’t have helped that Korzybski’s fans included that high-priest of POPPYCOCK, L. Ron Hubbard.” LOL.

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2 Comments »

  1. L. Ron Hubbard & I have the same birthday, March 13th. (I ordered myself a star shaped broach.) The difference is I’m still alive. I don’t know why I’m bikehikebabe. I could be Michelle O. or Katie Couric. Or Sandra Bulloch or a raunchy porn star. I could have fun.

    Be kind to L. Ron. He probably has to go back to his grave before daybreak. Just kidding L. I think I like you.

    Comment by bikehikebabe — March 10, 2010 @ 16:02 | Reply

  2. I really don’t know what’s going on…. I remember wearing heels that were higher than usual in the 70s but the soles were built up too! I can’t think why I’d be that daft…. I never followed fashion at any time so it can’t have been that. Perhaps I was ahead of the fashion? Like in gardening.

    As for L. R Hubbard…isn’t he the genius who managed (and still manages) to con so many people into believing something about Mother Ships? I’d like to be able to make that sort of money. Just think of the good I could do.

    As for this “cross” dressing lark, all I can say is, “Don’t dress in anger.” or maybe “Dress back in anger.”

    I have an image of people in dark rooms developing blogs.. I always have a soft spot for older technology.

    Comment by magpie11 — March 10, 2010 @ 18:02 | Reply


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