Bitch on the Blog

May 16, 2011

Pardon?

Filed under: Happiness — bitchontheblog @ 22:22

If you know Sod’s law you won’t need me.

Sod – when he is has got a spare minute – is devoted to me and will follow my every foot step. As the fucker did about an hour ago: There I was in my “finest”. All I was doing was taking the rubbish out whilst cooking pasta and tomato sauce for the any moment to be  expected Angel. I should  be so lucky. Naturally (we are talking bin liners here – ca 2215 GMT ie DARK)  on my way down the stairs I bump into the one and only I’d rather not see me in an apron and worn down slippers (my landlord). Still, since he is Italian he appreciates women in  MAMA mode.  Do I look like an idiot? In wake of recent break-in he asks “Do you have all the keys?” I showed him my apron pockets. Yes, I do have ALL the keys. Anyway I wasn’t going out to paint the town red, was I? I was taking down that which will contribute to landfill. One second later HIM who needs to be nourished turns up. “Mama, do you have the keys?” Don’t you start.

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3 Comments »

  1. I lost my house key on a hike when I fell & it slid out of my pocket. Jean (CheerfulMonk) sent me email. She keeps lots of house keys just in case. —Also Put it around your neck. it was on a chain but I had my big hat on & chain wouldn’t have gone over the hat. —“I pin mine to the inside of my pocket,” something to that effect. My pocket had a button to close it, which I didn’t do.

    But I think I found the rock I stumbled over & looked the trail 5 or 6 times besides. Went to the library & read newspaper’s Lost & Found. That part isn’t on line. The way it is.

    Comment by bikehikebabe — May 16, 2011 @ 22:46 | Reply

  2. […] another Blog this morning reminded me of the recent controversy up at the […]

    Pingback by Keys…. « From the Magpie's Nest — May 17, 2011 @ 10:38 | Reply

  3. What’s going on here? I didn’t post that thing up there.

    Comment by Magpie 11 — May 19, 2011 @ 20:47 | Reply


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