Bitch on the Blog

September 13, 2011

Better than nothing

Filed under: Communication,Happiness — bitchontheblog @ 12:50
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Last night’s moon full and shining onto my bedstead. And no I don’t draw curtains which is why the Angel sleeps with blinkers courtesy of Virgin Atlantic. Theirs being the most stylish.

Have decided that there is only one weapon of defence in the war of keeping your sanity: Money. Am now on warpath since my purse has been leaking for the last three years and wild scenarios as to how to make up for lost time and nerves shattered in process occupying me to the extent that I have lost all concentration; thus needing to re-read the same page ten times and still haven’t got a clue.

I resent Big Brother and some camera on you at all times: It’s taken all the fun out of robbing banks.

So where better to throw myself than at the bosom of the blogging world. Apropos of nothing: Did you know that women’s skin is much thinner than men’s (biologically); yet I maintain, the male soul being  more fragile and a lot more easily trampled upon, women are the ones with the thick hide. Weep if you must.

Anyway, my new love interest has me baking Italian biscuits. I knew this from as early as age 5: Falling in love is not good for you. It is so distracting you might walk into an oncoming truck.

U

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9 Comments »

  1. I can think of a number of people who had plenty of money but lost their sanity anyway.

    Comment by Looney — September 13, 2011 @ 13:49 | Reply

    • Looney, throw Plato, Socrates, Jesus Christ in the face of the money lenders and Charles Dickens’ Mr Micawber at me: This minute I’d make a deal with the devil

      Do you know how many people [mostly men] commit the unmentionable because they have lost their wallet?

      U

      Comment by Ursula — September 13, 2011 @ 17:47 | Reply

      • What unmentionable is that?

        Comment by bikehikebabe — September 13, 2011 @ 19:47 | Reply

  2. So that’s why you have been so quiet!

    Comment by magpie11 — September 13, 2011 @ 14:41 | Reply

    • Quiet? Yes. One likes to spare the unsuspecting.

      U

      Comment by Ursula — September 13, 2011 @ 17:48 | Reply

  3. You need money & you have a new love interest. Why not combine the two & charge the love interest for services rendered? (This comment should be eliminated???)

    Comment by bikehikebabe — September 13, 2011 @ 15:20 | Reply

    • My dear BHB, never apologize for your existence. So don’t qualify as in “… should be eliminated”. Since when do I delete anything? I leave that to the Cons and GMs of the blogging world.

      Secondly, dearest BHB, do not jump to conclusions. Who says that my new love interest has any [interest] in me? He doesn’t. Lucky bastard. Love best played out in the mind. Thirdly: Even if I do service I do not charge. Don’t give our gender a bad name. Wasn’t there some ghastly song that some things are for free?

      Would prefer if you could come up with either a loan or some money making ideas. Cash in hand. You know it’s all very well for the likes of you, Jean, Ramana and anyone else chewing the fat. Whatever may happen I have standards: I will not starve. I just won’t eat.

      U

      Comment by Ursula — September 13, 2011 @ 17:41 | Reply

      • That song was The Best Things in Life Are Free. See, you’re too young to have heard it much. I can remember some of the words even.

        Comment by bikehikebabe — September 13, 2011 @ 21:07 | Reply


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