Bitch on the Blog

November 12, 2011

Tarred

Filed under: Communication — bitchontheblog @ 06:33

I have huge likes and ENORMOUS pet hates. I won’t regale you with my likes  since you will have your own. Neither do I wish to waste your time. However, pet hates need to be aired and shared.

I have been trying to suppress one for some time, hoping it won’t hatch. But it will. Neither will it be the runt of my litter: Oh no, that little amusing duckling most likely to turn  into a bad tempered swan with a hunched back. Straight neck. No feathers.

Before it’s too late: Anyone for roast duck? Peking? A l’orange? Confit?

U

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9 Comments »

  1. Is that an invitation to join you for dinner? For duck or for swan? I prefer the duck just plain roasted.

    Comment by Looney — November 12, 2011 @ 07:56 | Reply

    • Be my guest, Looney. Your carving knife or mine?

      U

      Comment by Ursula — November 12, 2011 @ 10:22 | Reply

  2. And feathered?

    As for duck….wild I assume? Shot with your own fair hands?

    Comment by magpie11 — November 12, 2011 @ 12:38 | Reply

    • I don’t shoot ducks, Magpie. I hatch them and fashion them into truly ugly swans. To snap at trespassers. Make no mistake. Swans are short of temper. A bit like Lamas (don’t you just love that snooty look a lama will give you just before it spits). And yes, I have been hissed at by a swan, and I have been spat at by a lama. At an impressionable age. When everything (even chickens) were pretty big in relation to my own size. Camels still look down on me.

      So, yes, please do join Looney and me for lunch or dinner (time of day yet to be decided). Do bring some cherries. Their stones will make for long distance entertainment.

      U

      Comment by Ursula — November 12, 2011 @ 13:02 | Reply

      • I can see the warning sign posted at the entrance: Beware of the Ugly Swans.

        Do you have room for another guest at this dinner? What should I bring?

        Comment by Phil — November 13, 2011 @ 13:57 | Reply

        • My dear Phil, I will always have room for you at my table. And in the stable of my inn there will be hay..

          What should you bring? Apart from pot luck? Brass, mirth and a lot of good sense spring to mind.

          RSVP,

          U

          Comment by Ursula — November 13, 2011 @ 14:37 | Reply

  3. Shall I bring the parsnips? And a bottle of wine or two?

    Comment by magpie11 — November 12, 2011 @ 17:16 | Reply

  4. I enjoy a nice smoked duck, but I’m not sure I want to have a relationship with it first. Yikes! Write on U! Your spunkiness makes for a fun blog.

    Comment by writingfeemail — November 12, 2011 @ 19:05 | Reply

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    Comment by magpie11 — November 12, 2011 @ 23:03 | Reply


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