Bitch on the Blog

November 13, 2011


Filed under: Fortune — bitchontheblog @ 14:52

Just read my Horror Scope. By accident. The deed is done. Anchored in my brain. As off now living in dread of imminent future.

Yes, the forecast is brilliant. Thus hopes are raised. Will, no doubt, be unpleasantly surprised, nay, confirmed that our fortune is in the stars whilst lying in the gutter (see Oscar Wilde if you must).




  1. At least it sounds prolific, even it tragically so. Could be you’re like a now discovered character of a tales from an Edgar Allen Poe story. Though from the words of Jesse Jackson, ‘Keep hope alive.’

    Comment by totsymae1011 — November 13, 2011 @ 17:23 | Reply

    • Totsymae, how did you know? I am a figment of macabre imagination. As such immortal. Do come and see me any time (between now and forever). As to “hope”: Try and hit it on its head with a spade. It won’t work. Hope is Indestructible.


      Comment by Ursula — November 16, 2011 @ 01:09 | Reply

  2. Grasp for the stars, even from the gutter……

    Comment by winsomebella — November 13, 2011 @ 23:39 | Reply

    • Winsome Bella, The good thing about the gutter being that you can fall no further. There is safety in lack of depth. And, it is, of course, an oversight on Oscar Wilde’s part that he didn’t cater for unfavorable weather conditions. But that’s optimists for you. If the sun doesn’t shine they assume that they are wearing shades. Which is why, on the whole, I advise everyone not to take them off.


      Comment by Ursula — November 16, 2011 @ 01:19 | Reply

  3. Does this forecast have an expiration date?

    Comment by Phil — November 14, 2011 @ 02:27 | Reply

    • Good question.

      Comment by totsymae1011 — November 16, 2011 @ 00:09 | Reply

      • Phil and Totsy – please don’t ask me questions I have no answer to.


        Comment by Ursula — November 16, 2011 @ 01:20 | Reply

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