Bitch on the Blog

July 1, 2012

Hot off the press

Filed under: Communication — bitchontheblog @ 04:40
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It’s curious.

Unlike my more diligent, and considerate of their readers, fellow bloggers I am unable to sit on a post (or a comment). I throw it down on the page, press publish. No edit. Should I be interrupted mid flow I lose interest in what I thought and wrote ten minutes ago. The post having lost its freshness will go straight into landfill. Yes, landfill. Not recycling.

I don’t often gaze at my navel – perfect as it is. The midwife did a good job there. Maybe my ‘devil-may-care’ attitude when blogging is the other side of my coin of ingrained striving for perfection. A refreshing recklessness – throwing myself on the line, unadulterated, and at risk. A bit like driving at great speed.

Bread rolls too best eaten crisp. Souffles quickly deflate.  And pancakes – left standing – will be positively rubbery.




  1. Spontaneity is the name of the game….. I wonder if Pepsys edited his diaries before finally committing them to paper?

    Comment by David — July 1, 2012 @ 11:18 | Reply

  2. Yes never leave a pancake to suffer that horrible fate Ursula
    now click on this comment and you will be transported to my
    Space, whereas any older one will leave you bewildered and
    upset seeing a page that tells you my Space is deleted…

    Yes I know it’s a pain, or I am, or something but this comment
    will link you straight into my world so how about that for wicked?

    Here have a pressie from me to you…

    Have a wonderful Sunday Ursula…

    Androgoth XXx

    Comment by Androgoth — July 1, 2012 @ 15:34 | Reply

  3. One of my granddaughters just swept in here– my “girl cave” full of pretty things I love– & said “Get out of my room”. The sofa makes into a bed where she sleeps & talks on computer to her friends in Sweden. She’s 16 & drop-dead gorgeous so she can say anything.

    This happen NOW or else this thought would go to the landfill.

    Comment by bikehikebabe — July 1, 2012 @ 19:21 | Reply

  4. Okay. You are Yang and I am Yin. Any questions?

    Comment by Lorna's Voice — July 2, 2012 @ 16:59 | Reply

  5. Have a wicked evening U

    Androgoth XXx

    Comment by Androgoth — July 2, 2012 @ 21:48 | Reply

  6. Hi Ursula I am just calling in to give you one, erm
    a nice Goth comment with a hint of wickedness…
    Actually in an effort to pull you over to the dark side
    I have just offered a treat for you girls in the guise
    of a few hunks, maybe they will whet your appetite
    and they are not Gothic either so they should grasp
    your full attentio… Well only if you like?

    Have a lovely Wednesday U

    Androgoth XXx

    Comment by Androgoth — July 3, 2012 @ 21:46 | Reply

    • “effort to pull you over to the dark side”?

      Oh, Androgoth, at the moment the days are long and I am staring down a barrel. Which is not exactly conducive to ‘wickedness’. Still, I checked out your guys and trying to keep brains and bodies apart I wish I could say I’d go for Mr Bean. Instead I’d probably go for Triple H or the other wrestler, have forgotten his name now. Trouble is, and I have not have had a chance to verify this, rumour has it that there is a most unfortunate correlation between muscle and endowment. Inverse proportion. Let’s put it this way: I’d rather go to bed with Dustin Hoffman or Richard Gere than, say, Schwarzenegger or The Rock.

      Beckham is, obviously, visually pleasing, everything in place, but he reminds me too much of my brother.

      A lot of your other guys no doubt most pleasing to the eyes of their own gender. There is something so coy about guys flipping their Y fronts open with their thumbs. What are they trying to tell me: “Look before you buy?” I am not a bargain hunter.


      Comment by Ursula — July 4, 2012 @ 05:41 | Reply

      • Yes just a bunch of posers in underpants, nothing worth looking at really
        and yes those muscle bound six pack wearers are probably hiding their
        tackling under a rolled up sock or something, but how do you know that
        Dustin Hoffman and Richard Gere are any different? Well the mind does
        boggle on that one Ursula but I catch your drift perfectly.

        Thank you for calling by and do have a most exciting Friday, hopefully without
        any of those annoying guys flipping their undies open with their thumbs in an
        effort to give you a very cheap thrill.


        Comment by Androgoth — July 6, 2012 @ 00:08 | Reply

  7. Attentio is Italian lingo for ‘Hypnotreats’

    Androgoth XXx

    Comment by Androgoth — July 3, 2012 @ 21:47 | Reply

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