Bitch on the Blog

November 19, 2012

Moving

Filed under: Earth — bitchontheblog @ 19:42
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If I were a mole I’d now make a hill, or several. No, not on someone’s manicured lawn  (I do have compassion) but somewhere in the countryside where you can still make mountains and shift plateaus without anyone calling in the pest police.

I am not sure I have got my facts right but I think moles are blind. Which is why they don’t mind living in the dark. There is an awful fairy tale, can’t remember the title this minute,  where a young girl is being forced to marry a mole. Obviously it’s not the mole’s fault he is a mole but still. A girl deserves better. I think she was rescued by a swallow.

I’d just done a runner. And seek shelter under a toad stool.

U

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5 Comments »

  1. You’re right. Moles are blind. I don’t think they even have eyes. They must like cold climates because they’re all over the land at our cabin, 10,500 ft. elevation, 8 ft. of snow in winter.

    Comment by bikehikebabe66 — November 19, 2012 @ 22:21 | Reply

  2. Sometimes it would be nice not to see so much. Because once you see, you can not pretend that you don ‘t.

    Comment by writingfeemail — November 20, 2012 @ 04:04 | Reply

  3. U, are you in a mood to tunnel? I am, too. But that seems like too much work. Let’s find a nice cave and hang out there for a while… 😉 Not upside down (unless you want to pretend we are twin and totally awesome bat-women)!

    Comment by Lorna's Voice — November 20, 2012 @ 15:34 | Reply

    • I’ll hang with ya’ll in the cave. I need a Time-Out.

      Comment by bikehikebabe66 — November 20, 2012 @ 18:48 | Reply

      • Holy Happy Hour, Bat Woman! It looks as if we have the makings for a proper Cave Caper!

        Comment by Lorna's Voice — November 20, 2012 @ 22:08 | Reply


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