Bitch on the Blog

December 19, 2012

The Past

Filed under: Amusement — bitchontheblog @ 14:39
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Having established that paranoia is mine (will follow this up in my next post which I have, uncharacteristically, already written – just in case)  I find myself rifling through the last two drawers in my kitchen not having been attended to in detail for the last two years.

I am so glad I am not a man. There are many a nail, a bolt,  a nut and a screw. Spares. For what? Who knows. Probably for shelves and appliances long rusting in a landfill coming to haunt generations to come. So, yes, since I am not a man who will lovingly hoard screws/shrews in case they come in ‘handy’ some time in a future he will not live, I have binned all of them. Nails (all sizes) I keep because I have got a hammer.

Two minutes ago I nearly fell apart and tried not to think about who I REALLY am when I came across a little pouch, labelled (yes, labelled) by me, saying: “Half dead batteries”. Make of that what you will.




  1. No, you don’t want to know what I will make of those half dead batteries in a pouch. Nor nuts, screws and bolts. That was a newspaper headline when an inmate escaped from a mental hospital after having an affair with a nurse.

    Comment by rummuser — December 19, 2012 @ 14:53 | Reply

    • That’s the BEST two part comment LOL. Here’s one for you.
      What did Ramana say when he got a comb for Xmas?
      I will never part with that.

      Comment by bikehikebabe66 — December 19, 2012 @ 15:30 | Reply

  2. You dumped perfectly good screws? You would be amazed how often a good screw comes in handy when you most need it.

    I am also glad you are not a man.

    Ursula, I really hope you have a nice Christmas.

    I will spend Christmas day with the local kids playing baseball. Not sure it is your cup of tea but I could use a good pitcher. Thinking about it, you would make a better short stop with all the slap downs you have given my best hits.



    Comment by tomgowans — December 19, 2012 @ 18:31 | Reply

  3. How did you know they were “half dead?” Are you a battery whisperer? 😉

    Comment by Lorna's Voice — December 20, 2012 @ 12:57 | Reply

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