Bitch on the Blog

December 31, 2012


Americans, please do look away NOW. Columbus has not yet “discovered” your continent, the Mayflower not left harboUr, the cucumber sandwiches for the Boston Tea Party not even conceived; neither has the potato been exported to become one of Europe’s much beloved staple foods.

I wished someone a happy 1213 (in words: Twelve thirteen).




  1. You are human!

    Comment by rummuser — December 31, 2012 @ 15:23 | Reply

  2. Dare, breathe in the morning air, listen to a birdsong, cope instead of caving in,
    seek beauty and justice and be kind to others. Be yourself and never apologize for it!
    (I copied this, but good advice.)

    Comment by bikehikebabe66 — December 31, 2012 @ 18:50 | Reply

  3. Happy New Day…one at a time!

    Comment by Lorna's Voice — January 2, 2013 @ 20:49 | Reply

  4. Every time you post, Ursula, I get an email, that’s how closely I stalk, I mean, follow you but most times I am absolutely blowed to think of a suitable comment. I know that my IQ barely makes it into double figures and I have gravel rash on the knuckles at the end of my simian arms but I can’t be THAT thick not to be able to comprehend anything you write. Instead of Bitch on the Blog, shouldn’t it be Mad Bitch on the Blog?

    I hope you had a good Rutsch into the New Year and that it is a good one for you. When is your sister coming out to cook for me? I don’t mean in my restaurant, I mean for me. Marcia hates me again and I’m starving…

    Comment by tomgowans Gowans — January 4, 2013 @ 13:24 | Reply

    • “Mad Bitch on the Blog”? Gowans, stand up straight: Whatever has become of alliteration? Bitch on the Blog is fine. And if you converted Mad into Bad I’d have to do overtime.

      Claudia currently does have no vacancies but is delighted to hear that some guy in Angola is starving. I didn’t tell her that, in truth, you are lusting after me or at least be willing to service me – that would be taking sisterly love one knife too far.

      Barking yours (where is a tree when you need one?),

      Comment by bitchontheblog — January 13, 2013 @ 12:32 | Reply

  5. I am with Thomas…. Me feels “Ursula world” if a particularly interesting and rare place to live

    Comment by John — January 6, 2013 @ 18:06 | Reply

    • Yes, John. You and Thomas “Brothers in Arm”.

      “Ursula world” most certainly a rare place to live. Few will find the door. And the rent is high. Though will keep up maintenance. No rising damp for this landlady.


      Comment by bitchontheblog — January 13, 2013 @ 12:37 | Reply

  6. Like it.
    Just Brendan, Leif Ericson and the locals hanging out together waiting for Chris to turn up. (I may be a little mixed up on the details here.)

    Comment by blackwatertown — January 13, 2013 @ 11:36 | Reply

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