Bitch on the Blog

January 27, 2013

Holes in the fabric

Filed under: Errors — bitchontheblog @ 09:49

Greetings to the arsehole hacking my email account.

Just fuck off, will you? It’s cheap and it will get you nowhere. No, this is not paranoia speaking. That someone is hacking  me has just been confirmed by my internet provider itself.

Do not worry, have no fear: I work from more than one account. And if you don’t have anything better to do with your life than spy on other people and, once again, twice in a fortnight, wasting hours of my time trying to retrieve what is, partly, precious to me you should go and find a hut in the woods and become a recluse. Go and collect herbs. Dry them. Sniff them. Wear one of those scratchy shirts and your soles down.

Leave it.  No one messes with me. And that’s a promise.




  1. You should be flattered! You are being stalked.

    Comment by rummuser — January 27, 2013 @ 14:40 | Reply

    • I am not flattered. FOS was stalked once. Except the culprit took his rejection of her out on me. Not that FOS and I were even together any longer at the time. Bloody sodding nightmare. Makes great anecdote now (17 years on). Wasn’t particularly funny at the time. At least neither the cat got boiled or (as promised) my then four year old son knifed.


      Comment by bitchontheblog — January 27, 2013 @ 18:38 | Reply

  2. A young friend’s husband is studying to be a hacker so that he’ll be able to hack the hackers.

    Comment by bikehikebabe — January 27, 2013 @ 15:59 | Reply

    • Yes, and no, Cynthia. I know it can amount to a “sport”. But at what cost?

      GG does what he calls ‘friendly’ hacking. Well, let’s leave choice words of mine out of this comment. I once met an even nicer sweeter guy, politeness personified, who told me that it would take him less than fifteen minutes to hack any computer.

      Great. So what? Waste your life. Hack me. You will learn little more than I already have told you.

      Can’t get into that mindset. But then I am a pretty private person. Which is why I commit little to what can be hacked to compromise me.


      Comment by bitchontheblog — January 27, 2013 @ 18:44 | Reply

  3. Dear Hacker of U:

    Fuck you!!! And er, um, well, strongly worded letter to follow…


    Comment by Phil — January 28, 2013 @ 14:05 | Reply

    • My dear, sorry, OUR dear Phil, if all it takes to make your bendy neck pop up again is a hacker he is welcome. May he hack away. Just make sure your sabre/saber is up to scratch.


      Comment by bitchontheblog — January 28, 2013 @ 17:25 | Reply

  4. A hacker once sent “male enhancement product” suggestions to my Buddhist meditation teacher (on my email contact list. That was both amusing and embarrassing. We’ve had a special relationship ever since. More intimate in a platonic but “wink, wink” kind of way (like he didn’t buy my story that it was a hacker). I wonder if these geniuses know that they might be messing with the Buddha…

    Comment by Lorna's Voice — January 30, 2013 @ 18:19 | Reply

    • Lorna, wink wink nudge nudge, nothing better than to enhance blood flow of the outsourced. I didn’t say that, did I? My trouble with Buddha is that he is so huge. I only know this because my mother once lovingly installed one among the flower beds in the garden. I did try to ignore this as reference to my father’s girth at the time (facially a Marlon Brando look-a-like gone slightly wrong round his belly in later years – just like the original). Still, it’s the beauty of the mind that counts. Yes, A Streetcar Named Desire. Better you and my mother than me.


      Comment by bitchontheblog — January 30, 2013 @ 19:50 | Reply

      • What happened to that man is a travesty. But I’d rather thing about Blimpo Brando than Hideous Hacker.

        Comment by Lorna's Voice — January 30, 2013 @ 20:13 | Reply

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