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March 4, 2013

Carnage

Filed under: Sex — bitchontheblog @ 19:39
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Dear Tom, before I say anything about your epic voyage into the swamps of first marriage, car engines and the Angolan judicious system, let me briefly vent my this minute’s two spleens.

Both have to do with sex, so right up your street. Or is it ‘streak’?

Yes, this comes from reading (quality) papers: One article asks whether you’d let your teenager have sex at home. YES, PLEASE. I didn’t nurture the apple of my eye with my organic self for him to be furtive and catch cold just because testosterone does what testosterone does. Give me a break. In the morning his friend with benefits and I look at his childhood photos. And coo over how sweet he was/is when he is asleep. Yes, that good a MIL I will be one day. I hope he won’t read this. He is 21 and a lot taller than me. Even his hair is longer than mine.

So far so nothing. Two pages later I encounter the MILF.  That’s a MIL with an F. Enter sweet little innocent me. Who’d have thought what the F stands for: “Mum I’d like to fuck.” No, not your own. Your friends’ mothers. I let all the Angel’s friends’ mothers pass before my inner eye and I do not think any of them will put temptation into the Angel’s way. I myself whilst being hugged and not averse to watercooler moments with the bright and beautiful of the Angel’s friends at three in the morning (in my own kitchen) can not see any of them make a pass at me either. Mainly because the Angel is strong, and anyway he didn’t invite his friends over to make out with his mother.

One thing is for sure: Being a potential MILF I can talk about this subject where FILFs cannot. They’d be carted off and shot (by other fathers).

U
 

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4 Comments »

  1. FILFS sounds so filthy while MILFS sounds so smooth and creamy in a lispy kind of way. What’s up with that? 😉

    Comment by Lorna's Voice — March 4, 2013 @ 20:03 | Reply

  2. I doubt anyone would refer to me as aDILF
    Mores the pity

    Comment by John — March 4, 2013 @ 21:39 | Reply

    • Being a little dense I am not sure what your ‘D’ stands for. Let’s hope it’s not dog. If it’s any consolation, John, you too will be shot. Regardless. Or maybe particularly. I hope times have changed but fathers can be pretty militant when it comes to their little Angels’ sex lives (think the 9th Marquess of Queensbury).

      U

      Comment by bitchontheblog — March 5, 2013 @ 04:35 | Reply

  3. True and true… id rather my daughter (when of proper age, academic attainment level, & with a pre-approved boyfriend of MY choice) had sex at home (silently, i cant stress that passionately enough) rather than outside of my fatherly protection. As ling as its all kosher, im ok.

    And I think being regarded as a FILF/DILF (assuming it was “dad”, not “dog”) doesnt carry as much social allure as being a MILF. Dads grow up and look older, mums grow up an look hotter…. common knowledge lol

    Comment by NatesPOV — September 10, 2013 @ 13:37 | Reply


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