Bitch on the Blog

July 19, 2013

Slow boil, gentle simmer

Filed under: Roadkill — bitchontheblog @ 16:51
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Have just realized something. This blog is called ‘bitch on the blog’. For reasons which, for the moment and irrelevant, shall remain unexamined.

What bitch? None I can see. More like pussy cat with her claws clamped. Fact is and it only dawned on me a minute ago and not for the first time, as long as an elephant’s pregnancy in the making: I could tear the shit out of life and his wife’s observations. So tempted. As I am sure all of you are. Where to draw the line. That’s the question. And I don’t even live in Denmark.

U

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3 Comments »

  1. I thouhgt that your not the purpose of this blog was to verb bitch on this blog. Exactly what you have done in this post. I had never thought that you named it to indicate a noun bitch prowling with her claws out! Life and his wife or life and her husband are to be ignored when they threaten your sanity unless you are willing to eliminate them one way or the other from your life. I hope that the two of them are metaphors and are not real people. For their sake.

    Comment by Rummuser — July 20, 2013 @ 01:05 | Reply

    • Don’t make me laugh, Ramana, please. Have only just woken. Appears it’s hard to laugh on an empty stomach (forgot to have dinner last night too).

      You are right: The world and their spouses is a metaphor. As to the bitching: I sometimes get so mad, incensed – not least when I read the news, opinions (or totally inane blogs) I would just love to let rip. Take a reasoning apart till it bleeds. But, of course, it’s not possible. Correction: It is possible. At cost. Rarely worth it. Privately there is a (silent) running commentary in my brain which I find hugely amusing: Say, I write a letter/email to an official body. Naturally, I try to be my most charming. No point digging your heels in and telling them what an inefficient shambles their organisation really is. Au contraire: Butter will melt. By the end of my complaint they will love me, and bend over backwards. If you do NOT want a result be aggressive – it’s the one piece of advice I have for anyone. However, and it sweetens life for me: I will write a parallel version (full of humoUr) which is not only far more scathing but riveting. Funny actually, when I think about it, how so little amuses me so much.

      U

      Comment by bitchontheblog — July 20, 2013 @ 05:20 | Reply

  2. There! You are amused. I am satisfied.

    Comment by Rummuser — July 20, 2013 @ 07:01 | Reply


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