Hot tip of the day: Never re-read your posts. Or comments you carelessly leave all over the place. No. Do. You will blush. If you are me. Probably taking years off your face.
Hot tip of the day No 2: Don’t think that people read your post/comments in the frame of mind you wrote them in. What is one person’s fun is another’s irritation. Trust me. I know. Because I find things funny which are downright offensive to the person who gets out of bed on the wrong side. That’s why it pays to be a cat. You’ll catch my bird which sang in the morning before lights are out. Yes. Don’t cry. We are all part of the food chain. Think Darwin. At least there isn’t a T Rex hovering. Only everyone else.