Bitch on the Blog

August 31, 2013

Witchcraft

Filed under: Animals,Despair — bitchontheblog @ 16:08
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Am lumbered:

“One hundred and one (101) uses for a dead cat.” I can’t think of even one. Other than burying it and planting some catnip on top of it. Where my imagination leaves to be desired you might come up trumps. Please. As long as you don’t stuff it.

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5 Comments »

  1. I agree with you. Teasing a cat is best done when it is alive.

    Comment by Looney — August 31, 2013 @ 16:18 | Reply

  2. lant it under anew rosebush or fruit tree. You can plant me there too if you wish. Err! When I’m dead of course. BTW I shan’t pass on or over or anything like that I shall die.

    Comment by magpie11 — August 31, 2013 @ 19:53 | Reply

    • Half a pair of winter slippers?

      Comment by magpie11 — August 31, 2013 @ 19:53 | Reply

  3. I see that my tendecy to typographical mistakes has raised its ugly head once more: Plant it under a new rosebush…..

    Comment by magpie11 — September 1, 2013 @ 11:18 | Reply

  4. I heard someone say something awful once–so awful I couldn’t help but snicker and remember it. I love animals, so this is a terrible admission for me. Please keep it to yourself. The person referred to a “sail cat.” I asked him what the heck that was. He said, “You know, when you see a cat that’s dead by the side of the road–run over of a car so it’s kind of flat–and you pick it up and throw it. It sails through the air.” I told you it was awful…

    Comment by Lorna's Voice — September 2, 2013 @ 18:52 | Reply


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