Bitch on the Blog

September 10, 2013


Filed under: Amusement,Family — bitchontheblog @ 09:03
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First hilarity of the day served to me on a silver platter.

Women of this world: Before choosing a man to father your child line up as many men as possible, ask them to let their trousers down and do the rounds. No, this is not a re-enactment of  a Hieronymus Bosch painting – it is so you can compare size. No bull. A US Study tells me as early as eight this morning  that the size of testicles is directly linked to a man’s “childcare ability”. Holy cow. If there is one argument to overthrow ‘saving’ yourself for your wedding night it’s just been delivered.

To be fair to the study: Apparently size of testicles only accounts for one of five elements of what makes a good father. Can’t believe this ….

Oh, yes, and before I forget: The SMALLER your testicles the better a parent you will be. Get out your rulers, get measuring – for once you’ll be able to boast ‘mine are smaller than yours’, go home and still beat up the kids.




  1. Now that is interesting as I read something a few years ago about fertility being directly proportional to size…the bigger the better. Now the implication here is that we are more like the chimps than we realise….. there are dominant males and submissive males…the latter take more psrt in bringing up offspring..

    BTW , remind your lady friends that the inspection should be carried out in a warm ambient temperature….

    Comment by magpie11 — September 10, 2013 @ 09:37 | Reply

  2. Mahatma Gandhi was and continues to be called the father of our nation. He died soon after we became a nation.

    Comment by rummuser — September 10, 2013 @ 11:24 | Reply

    • Ramana, you have ability to be as opaque in your comments as I am often accused of.

      I will try my best to get my brain round the likes of Mahatma Gandhi’ testes and, of course, GOD our almighty father’s, and report back to you as soon as I can. Don’t sit up waiting.


      Comment by bitchontheblog — September 10, 2013 @ 12:08 | Reply

  3. Shocking…..

    Comment by NatesPOV — September 10, 2013 @ 13:24 | Reply

  4. Testicles must be in the way when walking (& riding a bike). I’m glad I don’t have those.

    Comment by bikehikebabe66 — September 10, 2013 @ 14:03 | Reply

  5. I think I’ll leave this one alone. Ahen

    Comment by shackman — September 13, 2013 @ 18:13 | Reply

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