First hilarity of the day served to me on a silver platter.
Women of this world: Before choosing a man to father your child line up as many men as possible, ask them to let their trousers down and do the rounds. No, this is not a re-enactment of a Hieronymus Bosch painting – it is so you can compare size. No bull. A US Study tells me as early as eight this morning that the size of testicles is directly linked to a man’s “childcare ability”. Holy cow. If there is one argument to overthrow ‘saving’ yourself for your wedding night it’s just been delivered.
To be fair to the study: Apparently size of testicles only accounts for one of five elements of what makes a good father. Can’t believe this ….
Oh, yes, and before I forget: The SMALLER your testicles the better a parent you will be. Get out your rulers, get measuring – for once you’ll be able to boast ‘mine are smaller than yours’, go home and still beat up the kids.