I come from a long line of honest fishermen.
I do not wish to single out one animal in particular yet bulls (by virtue of their size) do produce a lot of shit. As do horses. And bloggers.
Rule number one: Try to be consistent. Otherwise you will be found out as the lying bastard you are.
Rule number two: Don’t embellish. That catfish you caught was full of grit and half your size.
Rule number three: Don’t balloon. You may burst. No one likes other people’s shit on their face.
Rule number four: Do not outwit yourself. You’ll never catch up.
Rule number five: Hold on to your skeleton. It might come useful one day. If only to put flesh on it.
Rule number six: Always start at the end. That way you know you’ll finish.
Rule number seven: If you need to bore bore deep.
Hugs and kisses,