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November 12, 2013

Up Creek Abbey

Filed under: Amusement — bitchontheblog @ 04:23
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What’s that cloak called that those repentant wear? Whatever. I repent. I am in the dog house. No, I am in the Dock house. As one is. More of which once I have traced location of my smelling salts.




  1. Okay. I will let you off with a small punishment. eleven Hail Marys and eleven Our Fathers before your next meal. You will be absolved.

    Comment by rummuser — November 12, 2013 @ 06:04 | Reply

    • I knew there was a reason why I am not religious, Ramana: The get-out clause too easy. A bit like my eight year old self made to stay behind at school having to write one hundred lines of something I shouldn’t have done. Funny thing is: Writing one hundred times what you should NOT have done reinforces the undesirable.

      My teacher at the time – aptly named, loosely translated: Mrs Judge. Wonder how she and her maker are getting on these days. Maybe, in the first ante chamber to hell, she is made to write a million times: I should not have made Ursula write the same stupid sentence over and over again – in ink – and then have the gall to criticize her handwriting.


      Comment by Ursula — November 12, 2013 @ 09:18 | Reply

  2. Would that be a scapulary?

    Comment by magpie11 — November 12, 2013 @ 11:12 | Reply

    • or Sanbenito ….in the Spanish Inquisition..

      Comment by magpie11 — November 12, 2013 @ 11:14 | Reply

      • Thanks for that, David. One of my nephews was christened Benito. Minus the Saint. If my sister had chosen Adolf instead my father’s fit couldn’t have been more momentous. Still, 21 years on Benito is Benito and will never be a Mussolini.


        Comment by Ursula — November 12, 2013 @ 11:25 | Reply

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