Bitch on the Blog

January 6, 2014

Crooked

Filed under: Despair — bitchontheblog @ 19:07
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Before I answer any of your comments (and I will) I have to fling myself onto the page this minute. Why else do some of you make me out a drama queen? Noblesse and nuisance will oblige.

I never ever have headaches. I had three migraines in short succession and my early twenties. Later I gave birth. It took a long time. The Angel and I are as indecisive as each other. To part or not to part? Though he was the Libra in the drama. And Libras can always be relied on. As an aside, and for those who know me better by now than I wish they did: My grandmother was a Libran.

FOS (father of son) once left the dinner table and walked out on occasion of his sister, his wife and my good self discussing astrology. Apart from Catholics and Americans he hates astrology. This was at dinner which I had cooked. His wife, being a Catholic and American, offered to go and coax him out of a sulk. It was the only time I offered my successor advice: “Don’t”. Being no fool (and my good friend) she took it [ my advice].  I sent the Angel to see to his father. Mother knows best. FOS came downstairs again and astrology has never been mentioned since.

Where were we? Pain. My back is killing me this minute. I can’t believe it. I CANNOT believe it. Anyone with morphine on their hands please do show up as soon as your ticket allows. Hand it to the Angel, on arrival, because I am a sight you do not wish to see in your wildest nightmare. Also have come to conclusion my son’s purpose to make me the happiest person ever I cannot afford to show him his mother in pain. So I am NOT in pain. If it’s fucking killing me.

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3 Comments »

  1. Hot bath to break the spasm x

    Comment by John — January 6, 2014 @ 19:12 | Reply

  2. Sorry, I am fresh out of morphine.
    Stop staring at a screen, it might help too.

    Comment by friko — January 6, 2014 @ 19:38 | Reply

  3. Ouch! Having had the hot bath I wrap up warm and lie on the floor for as long as possible….or as long as required…. no promises that it will work for you…..

    Comment by magpie11 — January 6, 2014 @ 20:33 | Reply


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