Bitch on the Blog

January 15, 2014

La Stampa

Filed under: Roadkill — bitchontheblog @ 11:45
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Sweethearts, the good news is that the Pope supports breastfeeding. The bad news is that imbibing coffee does help your ability to memorize things.

Even worse news that coffee gives me the jitters. So, essentially, and be forewarned: That’s me out of the picture. Tell me whatever you like: I won’t remember. Not that I’d tell anyone anything anyway. My lips are sealed. Though will open up for a stream of verbal diarrhoea (opinion by another word) and a kiss. Unless you are a dog. In which case I will not kiss you. Sorry, John. If I have just failed your litmus test there is one in every relationship. And no offence to Winifred. Should I ever be kissed by a dog why not make it a bull? Might as well go the whole hog.


John and Winifred – and she is not my only rival

Other than that: Diarrhoea is one hell of a spelling disaster. Maybe I should drink coffee after all.




  1. Um! Which is which? 😉

    Have you noticed how the Formula Milk producers have changed their tack? It’s now follow on formula or some such…..

    Comment by magpie11 — January 15, 2014 @ 13:11 | Reply

  2. If you can kiss one of those faces, I don’t see why you wouldn’t be able to kiss the other. Even their eyes are the same.

    Comment by Looney — January 15, 2014 @ 14:07 | Reply

  3. Being kissed by a bulldog is like lowering your head into a marshmallow x

    Comment by John — January 15, 2014 @ 21:14 | Reply

  4. The first lactating pope then? Huzzah.

    And yes, I kiss my dog. She even kisses me back.


    Comment by wisewebwoman — January 16, 2014 @ 02:30 | Reply

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