Sweethearts, the good news is that the Pope supports breastfeeding. The bad news is that imbibing coffee does help your ability to memorize things.
Even worse news that coffee gives me the jitters. So, essentially, and be forewarned: That’s me out of the picture. Tell me whatever you like: I won’t remember. Not that I’d tell anyone anything anyway. My lips are sealed. Though will open up for a stream of verbal diarrhoea (opinion by another word) and a kiss. Unless you are a dog. In which case I will not kiss you. Sorry, John. If I have just failed your litmus test there is one in every relationship. And no offence to Winifred. Should I ever be kissed by a dog why not make it a bull? Might as well go the whole hog.
John and Winifred – and she is not my only rival
Other than that: Diarrhoea is one hell of a spelling disaster. Maybe I should drink coffee after all.