Bitch on the Blog

January 20, 2014

Monday morning

Filed under: Errors — bitchontheblog @ 09:39

I don’t ‘analyze’ people. I go by instinct. And my instinct doesn’t let me down. So I won’t anal-yze David Bailey, the photographer. He has just confirmed all I have ever known about him. Which I’d rather not elaborate on considering …

“I always liked girls who look like boys”. Yes. Savour that. If I were Marianne Faithful or, say, his wife, I’d go Italian. I’d go so Italian I’d call on the brigade of my sons. Most sons are attached to their mother and there’d be carnage. Particularly if your mother had the curves of Sophia Loren, Lollobrigida et al. And even if your mother was BB in her teens you’d take issue with such a shit statement. If you are in the closet come out of it. Don’t use women (who look like boys) to jerk off into. Get yourself a boy. The real thing.



  1. he was born down the road in Leytonstone… like Hitchcock….. no wonder he photographed the Krays…… Hitchcock, the Krays, Bailey, Ross…. what is it about Leytonstone? My Mother wnet to High School there…..

    Comment by magpie11 — January 20, 2014 @ 12:08 | Reply

  2. I rather like girls who look like boys (or rather women who look like men). And for that matter men who look like women. It’s an interesting variation on the usual rigid gender stereotypes. There’s nothing wrong with a bit of intriguing androgyny.

    Comment by nick — January 20, 2014 @ 12:50 | Reply

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