Bitch on the Blog

February 4, 2014


Filed under: Communication — bitchontheblog @ 15:35
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Reminded by the adorable and delicious Charles who mostly has bright ideas, a bit like the equally adorable and delicious Phil who has many random thoughts (not often shared), I have to tread carefully.

I allocate people birthdays. Randomly. This has nothing to do with my actual diary or astrology. As starry as my eyes may be. It has to do with how I see people. And people will surprise you. You plonk someone into autumn only to find they were born on Christmas Day. The number of people born on Christmas Day is astonishing. Even Jesus had the good grace to exit on Christmas Eve.

Yes, Christmas Day. A few days ago I had an epiphany. The one who laboured it was, naturally, born on 25th Dec. What a vision. What a vision. Eery. If I hadn’t known the Angel to be in London that evening I could have sworn it was him. As opening lines go you can’t beat: “You look like my son.” Try not to faint. OH MY GOD. I still haven’t recovered. The Angel is not amused.




  1. I bet that you gave me Monsoon!

    Comment by rummuser — February 5, 2014 @ 00:56 | Reply

    • Catch me if you can: I know your birthday, Ramana. May the sun rain on you.


      Comment by bitchontheblog — February 5, 2014 @ 10:48 | Reply

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