Bitch on the Blog

February 5, 2014

Awful, awful, awful

Filed under: Beauty — bitchontheblog @ 10:35
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I don’t know about your household. No doubt it’s immaculate.

In mine there is one item which disgusts me. And I don’t know what to do about it other than ditch it and buy a new one. A bit like some people buy a new Rolls Royce when the ashtray is full. Not, of course, that anyone smokes any longer. No wonder, RR sales are falling.

Yes, my keyboard. My keyboard is all my nationality does NOT stand for. Dirt. And I don’t even eat or drink over it. Mick Jagger wears a T shirt only once. I don’t wear a T shirt only once. But, by golly, I wish I had keyboards on tap like kitchen tissue.

Yes, Sweethearts, soon I’ll be sp(r)outing out of my ears.




  1. It is very simple really. A periodic cleaning with a special liquid available for exactly that purpose does the trick every time.

    Comment by rummuser — February 5, 2014 @ 14:07 | Reply

    • Yes, Ramana. I am sure it’ll work. However, when you think about it, and you know about sales, where is cost/benefit analysis? The keyboard I use is about £5.00 (for sake of argument). By the time you have purchased Martyn’s (see below) ear whatsits and spend time and TLC (tender loving care) on your keyboard you might have bought a new one and earned a crust in between.

      I knew that, one day, I’ll make a great accountant.


      Comment by bitchontheblog — February 5, 2014 @ 19:54 | Reply

  2. It is stunning what falls onto a keyboard. Maybe we just spend too much time hunched over it — shaking our fists, scratching our heads, and spitting.

    Comment by bronxboy55 — February 5, 2014 @ 14:24 | Reply

    • Lovely, Charles. Spit and skin shedding no doubt a lovely mix akin to cement. Thank god I don’t have dandruff.


      Comment by bitchontheblog — February 5, 2014 @ 19:49 | Reply

  3. White vinegar. Use a cotton bud to get between the keys.

    Comment by Martyn — February 5, 2014 @ 14:44 | Reply

    • Thank you, Martyn. I don’t normally consort with Martins who spell their name with a ‘y’. But will make an exception in your case.


      Comment by bitchontheblog — February 5, 2014 @ 19:47 | Reply

      • I’m a Welsh Martyn with a ‘y’ . Thank you for making an exception, much appreciated.
        Do try the white vinegar, my Apple Mac keyboard is white, and I do mean white.

        Comment by Martyn — February 5, 2014 @ 21:06 | Reply

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