Bitch on the Blog

February 6, 2014

Emperor’s old clothes

Filed under: Fish — bitchontheblog @ 10:06
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Where there is fluff a navel is rarely far away.

And so it came to pass that there is one gazer whose plight I should feel sorry for. I don’t.

In fact that woman’s blog brings out my bile. Not an unfriendly bile. Just bile. Amusing. If she weren’t so much trouble I’d write her column for her. Yes, that predictable. I rarely talk out loud when there is no one around to hear me. But she has me talking. Out loud. Laugh. Shake my head. Not conducive to my keyboard’s cleanliness (see my recent lament). Yes, really. That special she is. So special I want to shake the shit out of her. It would make her happier. Guaranteed. And everyone else. Still, some people are constipated and no shaking will help. Only a throat curdling dose of castor oil. Those were the days (age three). When castor oil shifted. I am not squeamish. Yet I remember that spoonful. Ever since I am suspicious of anything colourless and viscous. Which reminds me, apropos of nothing, of LSF (longest standing friend): He claims to be allergic to asparagus. Pull the other one.

U

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2 Comments »

  1. Ah Castory Oil! We were made to drink a concoction of that in warm milk with sugar to make it palatable! But very effective it was indeed.

    I do read some blog posts that have the same effect on me too.

    Comment by rummuser — February 6, 2014 @ 11:00 | Reply

    • You clearly had a more charitable upbringing. I was (still am) being presented with the unvarnished facts of life.

      As long as “some blog posts have that same effect on me too” are not mine. And if they are, Ramana, just shake the shit out of me.

      U

      Comment by bitchontheblog — February 6, 2014 @ 11:05 | Reply


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