Bitch on the Blog

October 31, 2016


Filed under: Amusement,Children,Fairy Tales,hope,Style — bitchontheblog @ 16:30
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Sweethearts, the time has come to come clean. I am not who and what you think I am.

What I am is a Witch. Before you mutter to yourself “I knew it” – you are not alone. About two hours ago I passed two little boys (say about four years old), in a nearby park,  when one of them asked me, in that most trusting way only children are capable of: “Are you a witch?” As career options go I might consider it. Mind you. I’ll need to go crowd funding first to source that most indispensible of all accessories. Namely, a broom.

Being caught on the hob – or is it hop, I smiled: “No, I am not”. On a nano second’s reflection, and not being the kind to dash other people’s hope (within reason). “Do I look like one?” Apparently, I do. “Witch, Witch, Witch”, they chanted.

By the time I came back from town, having forgotten all about my elevated status, they caught up with me again. “Look, the witch is back”. It’s nice to be delighted in. Unless you are the devil.




  1. The witches are the wise women! Revel in your new identity 🙂

    Comment by Kylie — October 31, 2016 @ 20:20 | Reply

  2. You did offer to turn them into little frogs? Would not want to disappoint them.

    Comment by Looney — October 31, 2016 @ 23:00 | Reply

  3. Celebrate that you are the descendant of the few that escaped burning at the stakes.

    Comment by rummuser — November 1, 2016 @ 03:50 | Reply

  4. Sorry, descendant of one of the few.

    Comment by rummuser — November 1, 2016 @ 03:51 | Reply

  5. Don’t forget all that training you’ll need – how to ride a broomstick safely, how to cast spells and curses, the official dress code for witches etc. But I’m sure it’ll pay off once you’re turning all your enemies into frogs and pillars of salt.

    Comment by nick — November 1, 2016 @ 07:55 | Reply

  6. Powerful women have suffered throughout history. And so it goes… 😐 I’ve been buried deep in all the things life throws at a person, but I needed to carve out some time to visit my Peeps! Miss you!❤

    Comment by Lorna's Voice — November 3, 2016 @ 21:39 | Reply

  7. interesting comments,many of witch resonate with me 🙂

    Comment by cedar51 — November 4, 2016 @ 19:32 | Reply

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