Bitch on the Blog

July 31, 2018

Evolution and the chair

Here is the bad news and I quote:

“Bottoms are not designed to be sat on”. Depending on your command of English there are various interpretations to this: I most certainly don’t wish my bottom to be sat on. By no one. On the other hand how do I sit down without my bottom having a role to play? Can’t wait for Ramana to suggest I might stand on my head instead. Stand on my head? GET OFF.

U

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6 Comments »

  1. Ramana simply invites Ursula to visit his blog.

    Comment by rummuser — August 1, 2018 @ 11:14 | Reply

    • My dear Ramana, I knew you’d come up with an original solution for my predicament. I, literally, haven’t stopped grinning since. Thanks for both the laugh, and an education thrown in for free.

      U

      Comment by bitchontheblog — August 2, 2018 @ 19:26 | Reply

  2. if one’s legs aren’t very functional, sitting on one’s tush is the preferred option

    Comment by kylie — August 2, 2018 @ 10:05 | Reply

    • Not if you follow my logic. Hence the headstand – or something. Well, Ramana nailed it. All I need to do now is put theory into practice and my bottom won’t sit or be sat upon ever again.

      Weightless yours,
      U

      Comment by bitchontheblog — August 2, 2018 @ 19:27 | Reply

  3. This was said to me when I complained about how uncomfortable sitting on an upturned bucket/pail was.

    I next heard it when someone was explaining just how one should perform one’s defaecation efficiently/correctly.

    As for standing on ones head…. my feet will not reach that far.

    Comment by magpie11 — August 2, 2018 @ 15:18 | Reply

    • Actually yes, hadn’t thought about the logistics of standing on a head. Mine or others.

      As to the delicate subject of defecation: Once I graduated from my potty I never sat on any receptacle. Ever. Not even in a five star hotel. Not even my own home’s pristine toilet. Instead I hover. No contact between my behind/thighs and the sanitary ware. Which is no hardship since my digestion is such to allow me to be quick. Leaving my quirk aside, I do believe toilets ergonomically faulty (if you feel compelled to sit down), unnatural. Ask Margaret Mead (the anthropologist).

      U

      Comment by bitchontheblog — August 2, 2018 @ 19:28 | Reply


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