Bitch on the Blog

July 31, 2018

Evolution and the chair

Here is the bad news and I quote:

“Bottoms are not designed to be sat on”. Depending on your command of English there are various interpretations to this: I most certainly don’t wish my bottom to be sat on. By no one. On the other hand how do I sit down without my bottom having a role to play? Can’t wait for Ramana to suggest I might stand on my head instead. Stand on my head? GET OFF.




  1. Ramana simply invites Ursula to visit his blog.

    Comment by rummuser — August 1, 2018 @ 11:14 | Reply

    • My dear Ramana, I knew you’d come up with an original solution for my predicament. I, literally, haven’t stopped grinning since. Thanks for both the laugh, and an education thrown in for free.


      Comment by bitchontheblog — August 2, 2018 @ 19:26 | Reply

  2. if one’s legs aren’t very functional, sitting on one’s tush is the preferred option

    Comment by kylie — August 2, 2018 @ 10:05 | Reply

    • Not if you follow my logic. Hence the headstand – or something. Well, Ramana nailed it. All I need to do now is put theory into practice and my bottom won’t sit or be sat upon ever again.

      Weightless yours,

      Comment by bitchontheblog — August 2, 2018 @ 19:27 | Reply

  3. This was said to me when I complained about how uncomfortable sitting on an upturned bucket/pail was.

    I next heard it when someone was explaining just how one should perform one’s defaecation efficiently/correctly.

    As for standing on ones head…. my feet will not reach that far.

    Comment by magpie11 — August 2, 2018 @ 15:18 | Reply

    • Actually yes, hadn’t thought about the logistics of standing on a head. Mine or others.

      As to the delicate subject of defecation: Once I graduated from my potty I never sat on any receptacle. Ever. Not even in a five star hotel. Not even my own home’s pristine toilet. Instead I hover. No contact between my behind/thighs and the sanitary ware. Which is no hardship since my digestion is such to allow me to be quick. Leaving my quirk aside, I do believe toilets ergonomically faulty (if you feel compelled to sit down), unnatural. Ask Margaret Mead (the anthropologist).


      Comment by bitchontheblog — August 2, 2018 @ 19:28 | Reply

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